These jokes (or riddles) make you think a little! We hope you enjoy them!
If the red house was made out of red bricks, and the blue house was made out of blue bricks, what was the green house made out of?
Glass!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!
What kind of coat you can put on which doesn't have buttons, a zipper, or sleeves?
A coat of paint.
What do you throw out when you need it and take in when you don't need it?
An anchor!
What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly every use it?
Your name!
Try this: Hold your tongue and say "Bench"
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
A teapot!
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in two thousand years?
The letter M.
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move
one?
Any chess player.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
What's a quick way to double your money?
YOU FOLD IT!
Who sits on babies?
A babysitter.
What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire.
Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly!
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole!
What can you keep and give away at the same time?
A cold!
Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
Heat, you can catch a cold!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!
What has a bottom at its top?
A leg!
Which is the left side of the pudding?
The side that’s not been eaten!
What has one foot and four legs?
A bed.
What did the light say when it was turned off?
I’m delighted!
A man rides into town on Friday, stays three nights and leaves on Saturday morning. How is this possible?
His horse was called Friday!
Which months have 28 days?
All of them!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang on around while I go on ahead!
If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet!
What can a whole apple do that a half apple can’t?
Look round!
There was a red bungalow. Everything in it was red – the walls, the carpets, the furniture. What colour were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs. It was a bungalow!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES – because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
What two things can’t you have for dinner?
Lunch and breakfast!
If you drop a white hat into the red sea, what will it become?
Wet!
What house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
What’s pink with huge teeth, hairy legs and green spots?
I don’t know. Why?
Because one’s just crawled down your Tshirt!
What is Rupert the Bear’s middle name?
The!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
He got fed up with the whole business!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters S A M E K?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
What starts with e, ends with e, but has only one letter?
An envelope!
Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?
To see time fly!
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut!
Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
Because when you have found it you stop looking!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
What comes once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day?
The letter E.
What has arms & legs but no head?
A chair!
What am I?
No one wants to have one of these
But when you do have one, no one wants to
lose it!
What am I?
An argument!
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